hi im kyle

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.


herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 



a-storm-for-every-spring:

creamy-fraiche:

Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

Me three days later: wtf did I spend all my money on why is it gone



heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about


seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh


dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends


chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in



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